Monday, November 19, 2012

Paintball field owner

Recently, I have been putting a lot of consideration in to owning my own paintball field. It would be amazing.  It would be quite costly to start off with, but I believe with time it could become quite a prosperous career.  I would start by buying a nice big plot of land either in the woods or just a big open dried up field with nothing on it.  If it is in the forest then I would have to clear some of the trees, but i would keep a lot of them for natural cover.  Then i would add some barriers, and at least one trashed car, take off the wheels, remove the windows, and doors, and it could a REALLY cool "hideout" or barrier, or something cool, maybe a "hill for king of the hill game type, first team to have at least one man/woman on top of the car for at least 3 minutes wins. And maybe use the torn off doors for the Juggernaut in a escort game type, each team gets one player who has a door as a shield and the goal is to get the Juggernaut to the other team's original spawn spot, ALIVE, if he gets shot then they lose.  There would also be the cost of buying mass quantities of paintball guns.  I would also have to get A LOT of paintballs.  I'd also have to hire employees to work the snack shack, and also to help referee.  And now for possibly the most expensive part, insurance, I'd have to get insurance, and insurance for paintball fields is lethal.  In the eyes of a civilian, "hey yeah, a fun weekend thing" but in the eyes of insurance company "oh god they are shooting each other with guns!!!!" I would also want to add a multi-story building somewhere in the middle of the field which could also be used as a "hill" for king of the hill, or just used for a buildingey stuff. After much more thought this would be an ideal job, but in all reality it's probably just a fantasy job.

1 comment:

  1. I can see what you mean when you say you have no idea what you really want to pursue; I feel the exact same way! I also think it's great that you are really taking all possibilities into consideration seeing that I could never imagine you and your loud sneezes in a cubicle working from 9-5.

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